Another excuse (not that we need one) to celebrate.
It’s Christmaaaaaaasss ! and today it’s Tuesday!
Thanks to one of the founding members of the TuesdayClub that reminded us how to achieve inner peace.
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started".
So I looked around my house to see find things I'd started but not finished and, before leaving for work this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Baileys, a buttle of wum, a pockage of Pringoles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescake an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inner peass. An telum, u luvvm.!!
Happy Christmas!
If I see another Rudolph near me, I 'll shoot him!
